A small and silly choice-based text adventure game made in April 2019 for GameDev.tv's Unity 2D course. I still think some of the jokes are funny.

How to play: Press the number on your keyboard corresponding to the choice you want to make.

Full credits included in the game.

Rated 5.0 out of 5 stars
GenreInteractive Fiction
Made withUnity
TagsFunny, Short, text-adventure, Text based, Unity


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This is one of the most fun vampire experiences I've ever had. I juked the vampire hunter two times in a row and I could not be happier.

Then in a subsequent playthrough, a callback to how we've been learning guitar. Even in a "bad" ending I'm still having a nice time. I had to go back and play every single option.

I'm pleasantly surprised by the good humor of the game, and the fact that I managed to survive on my first try (and then most of my subsequent tries lol). I feel like most text-based games make a point to be brutal so players take them seriously -- it's so nice to have a text-based adventure that's just FUN for a change. I love how the writing breaks into excitable exclamation points! Even in follow-up sentences! 

My only complaint is that some of the more modern language usage does suspend disbelief, but it's rare enough that it doesn't detract too much from the gaming experience.

Your sense of humor really is stellar, I actually laughed irl more than once. Quite the feat. Thank you for sharing on the interwebs, this really resonated with me. :)


Wow thank you very much! Really kind of you! :)

If you like text adventures like this, you might try Child's Play by Stephen Granade, which was the direct influence for this game's sense of humour!